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Ralph's Blog

This is apparently my very own website, which my sister is bound to be very unhappy about. I'm told that people have very much enjoyed reading about my life, which is very kind, although still a bit unexpected.

I'm getting an awful lot of attention at the moment, which I'm happy to tolerate as long as my chess game doesn't start to suffer as a result . . . this will mean things have gone too far! I hear lots of you out there can relate to me and my misadventures . . . which is very reassuring!

Recent Blog Entries:

World Book Day 2017!!

Hooray! BEST DAY EVER!! See you soon Sighthill Primary. This year Corinne tells me there will be chocolate sampling, story bingo and hopefully rapping teachers!! I have been soooo excited I have been dressed as my favourite ME..for the last three days in preparation. Rxxx

Five Workshops Today....

..Good job Corinne is soooooo good at talking. Not that I mean that in a BAD way! Rx

First bookweek of 2017 begins!

And we're off! Sadly the wet day meant some of the congregation were forced to attend Trucilla's Wedding in wellies... But well, I mean she barely mentioned it!!

Buy Trucilla's Wedding Cake

Buy Ralph is not a Spy

Buy Ralph is not a Vampire

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